I am truly a walking contradiction. I AM that commercial of the girl who runs miles and miles only to return home and open the fridge, taking a giant man-sized bite out of a slice of chocolate cake. Oh, except I don't have that girl's abs...or her fabulous thighs. But I want to!! Thus, the new DVD's!!
The little ADHD baby that lives in my brain gets bored very easily! She needs a new toy to keep her occupied. And even though I still love Bob and his Biggest Loser buddies, and I'm still rockin' out to Chalene and her Turbo Jam crew, I need some new inspiration...and a reason to haul my rear out of bed at 5 am. So, after recommendations from friends and some quick internet-research (thank you Amazon reviews!!!), I found these two workouts that will hopefully be shipped to my mailbox in the next 5 days.
Hey, does that mean I can eat cookies until then? Because really, I haven't started the DVD's yet...I might as well gain as much weight as I can from now until then so I'll have REALLY impressive results! Am I right? Who here thinks I'm right?? How about crazy? Can I get an Amen for crazy??
Right, focus Katie Ann! Here are the new flicks!
Ok, side note: I have never actually seen the Bravo show, "Workout" (because we don't have cable), so I don't know if I'm going to be super annoyed or totally ripped by the scary platinum lady on the cover. I'm hoping for the latter, but prepared for the former! But seriously, whatever that chick did to get abs like that, I want to do it too!! I do not, however, have any plans to purchase an outfit similar to hers. I'm not fond of space gear! And Jillian...ah, masculine, scary Jillian. What can I say, I'm a sucker for anything that looks like, sounds like or smells like the Biggest Loser! Oh, and I haven't seen the finale yet, DON'T spoil it for me! I have a tape sitting at home right now, waiting for me to dig up THREE hours to watch it!So here's the thought process: New workouts = New motivation = New weight loss
That equation looks right, doesn't it? Hey, at least it looks better than this equation:
1 cookie + 2 brownies = 3 chins
I'll let you know how I like these new DVD divas, I'll be like your own personal Amazon Review! And you know I will! Because I've got to do something drastic people! I've got bikini's to fit in to!!
Wish me luck!
2 comments:
Yea for new workout DVD's! Oh and here, let me give you a short bullet point summary of the Bravo Show:
* Trainer/Trainee drama. Here is a rough recanting for you: "Tony totally doesn't pay attention to my needs! He's too preoccupied with the other trainer who's thin and cute! I want a new trainer!"
* Trainer/Boss drama. Bob likes Sarah, Sarah likes Ben, Ben likes Bob..that sort of thing. And things like Jackie (the boss) is going to fire a trainer for talking bad behind her back...blah blah blah...
* And finally, a large part of this show is devoted to the personal drama of Jackie and the angst/incredible passion between her and her girlfriends.
So, all in all, a lot of silly drama...not a lot of working out. Ha! Have fun with your new videos though! I'll have to try some with you when we get back!
You HAVE to let me know how the Jillian DVD is.... I tried out the Wii Jillian work-out and do NOT like it at all. Bummer!
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